The Fat Club is a club of people who share one common interest: we love to eat. If you happen to be interested in joining this club, there are a few minimum requirements that you must fullfill:
You must be FAT!!
You must LOVE to eat more than anything else in the world!
You must be able to eat ten courses of food (drinks don't count) at the all-you-can-eat buffet of the fat club's choice (and that's just the minimum!).