Recipie Only a Fat Club Member Would Appriciate! Here is a recipie that I thought all the fat club members would love. Today you will be taught how to make breakfast in bed for your favorite fat club member (if you can make it to their bed without eating it yourself!) Ingreadients

  • Parsley (for garnish)
  • 2 strawberries
  • Half a cantaloupe
  • 3 Tablespoons of sugar
  • 5 butter croissants
  • One dozen eggs
  • Half a pound of nacho cheese
  • 5 bars of chocolate
  • 3 Fired chicken drumsticks
  • 5 sticks of butter
  • 1 pound of heavy whipped cream

    •     Slice the cantaloupe and strawberries thinly, cover with sugar and refrigerate. Beat the dozen eggs and scramble in a skillet. When eggs have been cooked thoughrally, remove from heat and cover with desired amount of nacho cheese. Cut chocolate into chunks and place on top of croissants. Melt sticks of butter in a large skillet. When butter is melted pour one cup on the nacho cheese eggs, half a cup on the chicken, and half a cup on the chocolate croissants, and pour remaining cup into an 8 oz. glass. Remove fruit from fridge and cover with entire amount of whipping cream.

    Now that all this food is ready it is time to serve it to your favorite fat girl. But do you really want to wake her up? She looks so peaceful sleeping,... and we don't want this food to go to waste so.... Scarf down all the food before she wakes up!!!!! HURRY!